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dogmad99
New Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 12/09/2007 : 06:57:23
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same
day.
The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so
I must decide which of one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should
go in and Dolly said look at these, they're the most perfect boobs God
ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every
day, for eternity."
The angel asked the Queen the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply
flushed a lavatory and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel,"but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats
a pair - no matter how big they are." !!!!!!
bobtail rule
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heavan
