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Atira Appies
Junior Member
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 Posted - 13/07/2007 : 16:24:57
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Sorry to any of you Irish out there- but l thought this SOOOOOOO funny
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
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> Artery....... The study of paintings.
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> Bacteria..... Back door to cafeteria.
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> Barium....... What doctors do when patients die.
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> Benign....... .What you be, after you be eight.
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> Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome
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> Catscan...... Searching for Kitty.
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> Cauterize.... Made eye contact with her.
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> Colic........ A sheep dog.
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> Coma......... A punctuation mark.
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> Dilate....... To live long.
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> Enema........ Not a friend.
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> Fester....... Quicker than someone else.
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> Fibula....... A small lie.
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> Impotent..... Distinguished, well known.
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> Labour Pain...Getting hurt at work.
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> Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
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> Morbid....... A higher offer.
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> Nitrates..... Cheaper than day rates.
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> Node......... I knew it.
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> Outpatient... A person who has fainted.
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> Pelvis....... Second cousin to Elvis.
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> Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
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> Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
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> Rectum....... Nearly killed him.
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> Secretion.... Hiding something.
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> Seizure...... Roman emperor.
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> Tablet....... A small table.
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> Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the
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> Tumour.......One plus one more.
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> Urine........ Opposite of you're out.
Owning an Appaloosa will bring a spot of "appieness" into your life!
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