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Atira Appies
Junior Member
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 Posted - 03/05/2007 : 14:44:39
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DON'T KNOW WHAT DOCTOR WROTE THIS, BUT I LIKE HIM!
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>HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
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>Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
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>A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't
>waste them on exercise. Ev erything wears out eventually. Speeding up
>your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can
>extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
>Take a nap.
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>Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
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>A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
>corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
>efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
>Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
>vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily
>allowance of vegetable products.
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>Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
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>A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
>that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
>more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms
>up!
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>Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
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>A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
>If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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>Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
>exercise program?
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>A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
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>Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
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>A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!... Foods are fried these days in vegetable
>oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables
>be bad for you?
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>Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
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>A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the
>best feel-good food around!
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>Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
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>A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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>Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
>about food and diets.
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>And remember:
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>"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
>arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
>skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other -
>body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming : Woo Hoo, what
>a ride!"
Owning an Appaloosa will bring a spot of "appieness" into your life!
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Health question & Answer session !!!!!!!!!!!!!
