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Atira Appies
Junior Member
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 Posted - 28/04/2007 : 14:51:55
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>God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will
>make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
>And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an
>example?" "Tho u shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested!"
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>So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
>The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and
>Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
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>Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The
>Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not
>steal." "Not steal? We're not interested."
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>Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
>The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not
>commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
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>Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
>"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll
>take ten!"
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