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dogmad99
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Posted - 10/01/2007 :  03:50:53  Show Profile Send dogmad99 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Dog Party.

The dogs had a party
They came from near and far
Some they came by aeroplane
And some they came by car.

They went into the lobby
And signed the visitors book
And each one hung its a***hole
Upon a seperate hook

One dog was not invited
And this aroused his ire
He went into the meeting place
And loudly shouted FIRE


Now the dogs became excited
They had no time to look
And each grabbed an A***hole
From off the nearest hook

Now it is a sad sad story
For it is very sore
To wear anothers A***hole
Youve never had before


And that is why when dogs meet
By land or sea or foam
They each others A***hole
And hope to find their own.

Anon


bobtail rule
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