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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Atira Appies[/i] [br]>God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will >make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" >And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an >example?" "Tho u shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested!" > >So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." >The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and >Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are." > >Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The >Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not >steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." > >Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." >The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not >commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." > >Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." >"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll >take ten!" _________________________________________________________________ Owning an Appaloosa will bring a spot of "appieness" into your life! [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.